Close Menu
SkytikSkytik

    Subscribe to Updates

    Get the latest creative news from FooBar about art, design and business.

    What's Hot

    At Least 32 People Dead After a Mine Bridge Collapsed Due to Overcrowding

    November 17, 2025

    Here’s how I turned a Raspberry Pi into an in-car media server

    November 17, 2025

    Beloved SF cat’s death fuels Waymo criticism

    November 17, 2025
    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
    • About Us
    • Contact Us
    SkytikSkytik
    • Home
    • AI Tools
    • Online Tools
    • Tech News
    • Guides
    • Reviews
    • SEO & Marketing
    • Social Media Tools
    SkytikSkytik
    Home»Tech News»Why ‘hold forever’ investors are snapping up venture capital ‘zombies’
    Tech News

    Why ‘hold forever’ investors are snapping up venture capital ‘zombies’

    AwaisBy AwaisNovember 26, 2025No Comments4 Mins Read0 Views
    Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Telegram Tumblr Email
    acquisition, startups, valuation. illustration shows two people standing on a stack of coins.
    Share
    Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email

    Italian company Bending Spoons flew largely under the radar — until last month. In a span of 48 hours, the company announced the acquisition of AOL and a massive $270 million raise, quadrupling its valuation to $11 billion, up from $2.55 billion set in early 2024.

    Bending Spoons has grown rapidly by acquiring stagnating tech brands like Evernote, Meetup, and Vimeo, then turning them profitable through aggressive cost-cutting and price increases. While the company’s approach is similar to private equity, there is one key difference: Bending Spoons has no plans to sell these businesses.

    Andrew Dumont, the founder and CEO of Curious, a firm that also acquires and revitalizes what he calls “venture zombies,” is convinced this “hold forever” strategy will become increasingly prominent in the coming years as AI-native startups make older VC-backed software businesses less relevant.

    “Our belief is that the venture power law, in which 80% of companies ‘fail,’ produces many great businesses, even if they’re not unicorns,” Dumont told TechCrunch.  

    Dumont defines a “great business” as one that can be purchased at a low price and quickly revived to generate substantial cash flows. This “buy, fix, and hold” strategy is the playbook for a growing number of investors, from the 30-year-old Constellation Software, which pioneered the model, to newer players, including Bending Spoons, Tiny, SaaS.group, Arising Ventures, and Calm Capital, according to Dumont.

    “Our whole model is to buy these companies, make them profitable, and use those earnings to grow the business,” Dumont said.

    In 2023, Curious raised $16 million in dedicated capital for buying software companies that have stalled and can no longer secure follow-on investment.

    Techcrunch event

    San Francisco
    |
    October 13-15, 2026

    Since then, the firm has bought five businesses, including UserVoice, a 17-year-old startup that raised $9 million in VC funding from Betaworks and SV Angel.

    “It’s a great business, but the cap table wasn’t aligned with keeping it. These funds get old, and these companies just sit there,” Dumont said. “We provide liquidity and also reset these companies for profitability.”

    Although Dumont didn’t disclose how much he paid for UserVoice, he said that stagnant companies sell for a fraction of the valuation commanded by healthy SaaS startups, which typically sell for 4x annual revenue or more. Based on our conversation, we estimate that “venture zombies” sometimes sell for as low as 1x yearly revenue.

    By implementing cost-cutting and price increases, Curious can push these businesses to achieve 20% to 30% profit margins almost immediately. “If you have a million-dollar business, you’re kicking off $300,000 in earnings,” he offered as an example.

    They achieve the turnarounds because, unlike the stand-alone companies, they can centralize functions like sales, marketing, finance, and other admin roles, across all of their portfolio companies. “We’re not trying to sell the businesses we acquire and don’t need VC-scale exits, so we can balance growth and profitability more sustainably,” Dumont said.

    When asked why VCs don’t urge their startups to be profitable like Curious does, Dumont responded by saying: “Investors don’t care about earnings; they only care about growth. Without it, there’s no VC-scale exit, so there’s no incentive to operate with that level of profitability.”

    The cash generated from Curious’ companies is then used to buy other startups, Dumont said.  

    The firm plans to buy 50 to 75 startups like UserVoice over the next five years, and Dumont is certain he won’t have a shortage of targets to choose from. Curious is focused on acquiring startups that generate $1 million to $5 million in recurring revenue annually, a segment of the software market that, according to Dumont, private equity shops and secondary investors have historically ignored.

    “We’ve been doing this for a little under two years now, and we’ve probably looked at at least 500 companies, and we bought five,” Dumont said.

    While Bending Spoons’ big valuation hike may validate the “venture zombie” acquisition model, Dumont doesn’t expect a lot of new competition. Turning profits out of stagnation isn’t easy. “It’s a ton of work,” he said.

    capital Hold investors snapping venture zombies
    Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
    Awais
    • Website

    Related Posts

    Designing Data and AI Systems That Hold Up in Production

    February 26, 2026

    Is There a Right Way to Hold Chopsticks? 10 Experts Agree on What Actually Matters

    February 21, 2026

    What Is Skimo? Everything to Know About the Newest 2026 Winter Olympic Sport

    February 16, 2026

    Samsung ad confirms rumors of a useful S26 ‘privacy display’

    February 16, 2026

    Amazon Props Up Misleading, Junky Laptops No One Should Buy

    February 16, 2026

    African defensetech Terra Industries, founded by two Gen Zers, raises additional $22M in a month

    February 16, 2026
    Leave A Reply Cancel Reply

    Top Posts

    At Least 32 People Dead After a Mine Bridge Collapsed Due to Overcrowding

    November 17, 20250 Views

    Here’s how I turned a Raspberry Pi into an in-car media server

    November 17, 20250 Views

    Beloved SF cat’s death fuels Waymo criticism

    November 17, 20250 Views
    Don't Miss

    Generalizing Real-World Robot Manipulation via Generative Visual Transfer

    March 17, 2026

    [Submitted on 26 Sep 2025 (v1), last revised 16 Mar 2026 (this version, v2)] Authors:Zhehao…

    LinkedIn updates feed algorithm with LLM-powered ranking and retrieval

    March 17, 2026

    Trust Is The New Ranking Factor

    March 17, 2026

    CLAG: Adaptive Memory Organization via Agent-Driven Clustering for Small Language Model Agents

    March 17, 2026
    Stay In Touch
    • Facebook
    • YouTube
    • TikTok
    • WhatsApp
    • Twitter
    • Instagram
    Latest Reviews

    What incrementality really means in affiliate marketing

    March 17, 2026

    3 CMS Platforms Control 73% Of The Market & Shape Technical SEO Defaults

    March 17, 2026
    Most Popular

    13 Trending Songs on TikTok in Nov 2025 (+ How to Use Them)

    November 18, 20257 Views

    How to watch the 2026 GRAMMY Awards online from anywhere

    February 1, 20263 Views

    Corporate Reputation Management Strategies | Sprout Social

    November 19, 20252 Views
    Our Picks

    At Least 32 People Dead After a Mine Bridge Collapsed Due to Overcrowding

    November 17, 2025

    Here’s how I turned a Raspberry Pi into an in-car media server

    November 17, 2025

    Beloved SF cat’s death fuels Waymo criticism

    November 17, 2025

    Subscribe to Updates

    Get the latest creative news from FooBar about art, design and business.

    Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram Pinterest YouTube Dribbble
    • About Us
    • Contact Us
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms & Conditions
    • Disclaimer

    © 2025 skytik.cc. All rights reserved.

    Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.